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15″ Porch Goose, Hand-Painted Concrete
A 15-inch vintage-style porch goose in hand-painted solid concrete — fits small dress-up outfits and stays put through wind and rain.
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- Height15" (1.3 ft)
- WeightApprox. 14 lb
- MaterialSolid Concrete
- FinishHand-painted and sealed for outdoor display
- Made inWarren, Michigan, USA
- DeliveryFree — ships by parcel carrier
Meet the classic dress-up porch goose — your garden’s new best friend. Forget flimsy plastic: this is an heirloom-quality piece, hand-poured in solid concrete and hand-painted in a vintage style, so each goose has its own personality.
At about 14 pounds with a weatherproof seal, it stands strong against wind, rain and curious neighbors. It is the smallest of our geese — just right for a narrow step, a landing or a windowsill.
What you’re getting
- Size: 15″ tall × 6″ wide × 12″ deep
- Weight: about 14 lb of solid concrete
- Finish: hand-painted and weatherproof sealed
- Outfits are sold separately
- Made by hand in Warren, Michigan — poured, cured, hand-finished and sealed in our own workshop
- Free, insured delivery — included in the price, with nothing to add at checkout
Why buyers choose it
- Ready for the runway — fits standard “small” or 15-inch goose outfits
- Fits where bigger geese will not
- Stays put — solid concrete, not plastic
- A charming gift for porch decorators and goose collectors
Choose your finish
Every piece is cast in solid concrete the same way. You choose how it is painted:
- Classic Stone — painted in an even, natural stone colour for a quiet, timeless look that sits easily in any garden. $15 less than Standard. Stone colours: Natural limestone, Weathered gray, Antique white, Sandstone, Charcoal.
- Standard — hand-painted exactly as you see it in the photos.
- Custom — painted by hand in the colours you choose. Describe them when you order and we read every request before we paint. $25 more than Standard.
Want to paint it yourself? Ask us before you order about an unpainted goose.
When will it arrive?
- Ships in 3–5 business days. We check it over, seal it and pack it by hand in Warren, Michigan.
- Tracking by email the day it leaves, so you can follow it all the way to your door.
- Free, insured delivery to your door by UPS, FedEx or USPS, boxed and padded for its weight. Carriers usually deliver within 2–5 business days of pickup.
Your purchase is 100% protected
- Insured in transit, at no cost to you. If it arrives chipped, cracked or broken, send us photos within 7 days of delivery and choose a replacement or a full refund. You will never be asked to ship a broken goose back.
- Wrong piece, a casting fault or a missing part? We put it right at our cost: the correct piece sent, a replacement or refund for a genuine defect (reported within 30 days), or the missing part shipped free.
- Need to cancel? Cancel before it ships for a full refund. On hand-painted and custom work, we refund all the work we have not yet started.
- Secure checkout by Stripe. Your card details go straight to Stripe’s encrypted payment page and never touch our website.
- Rated 4.8 out of 5 by 650+ Etsy buyers. All three of our Etsy shops are Star Sellers — the badge Etsy gives for consistent 5-star reviews, on-time shipping and quick replies — with more than 2,900 sales between them.
Before you order
- No change-of-mind returns. Solid concrete is heavy and costly to ship back, so once a piece is delivered undamaged the sale is final. Damage, defects and mistakes are always covered, as above.
- Measure first. Check the size above against your spot. Not sure it will fit, or which finish to choose? Press Ask about this piece and we will help before you buy.
- Handmade means one of a kind. Each piece is cast and finished by hand, so small differences in color, texture and shape from the photos are normal — the mark of real handwork, not a fault.
The full policy is just below under Delivery, returns & exchanges, and on our Returns & Exchanges page.
Start dressing up your goose — add it to your cart.
- Solid concrete is heavy by design. Set the piece on level, compacted ground or a solid slab.
- Move it with two or more people, or with equipment on the larger pieces. Lift from the base, never by the detail.
- The seal protects the paint outdoors. Re-sealing every few seasons keeps the colour strongest.
- In hard-freeze climates, drain any water feature and cover or store it before the first freeze.
Free parcel delivery. Boxed, insured and shipped by standard parcel carrier.
Because of what these pieces weigh, we do not accept change-of-mind returns — the freight cost on a piece this heavy would exceed what most of them are worth. Every order is fully insured in transit, so if anything arrives damaged our returns department will arrange a replacement or a refund, and you will never be asked to ship a broken piece back.