20″ Porch Goose, Solid Concrete

The porch goose is a tradition, and this one is built to last through every season of it. At 20 inches tall it is the size most dress-up goose outfits are cut for, so you can change its look for Halloween, Christmas, Easter, the Fourth of July and everything in between.

Unlike plastic geese that tip over in the first gust, this one is solid concrete and weighs about 28 pounds. It stays put on the porch, by the door or in the garden, and its sealed finish is made for year-round outdoor display.

What you’re getting

• Size: 20″ tall × 9″ wide × 13″ deep
• Weight: about 28 lb of solid concrete
• Finish: hand-painted and sealed for outdoor display
• Outfits are sold separately — clothing in photos is for styling
• Made by hand in Warren, Michigan — poured, cured, hand-finished and sealed in our own workshop
• Free, insured delivery — included in the price, with nothing to add at checkout

Why buyers choose it

• The right size for outfits — most porch goose clothes are made for a goose this size
• Heavy and stable — wind, rain and curious kids will not knock it over
• A gift people actually use — collectors dress theirs up all year long
• Classic farmhouse charm for porches, entryways, patios and gardens

Choose your finish

Every piece is cast in solid concrete the same way. You choose how it is painted:

• Classic Stone — painted in an even, natural stone colour for a quiet, timeless look that sits easily in any garden. $15 less than Standard. Stone colours: Natural limestone, Weathered gray, Antique white, Sandstone, Charcoal.
• Standard — hand-painted exactly as you see it in the photos.
• Custom — painted by hand in the colours you choose. Describe them when you order and we read every request before we paint. $25 more than Standard.

Want to paint it yourself? Ask us before you order about an unpainted goose. Prefer one solid color? Choose Custom and tell us which.

When will it arrive?

• Ships in 3–5 business days. We check it over, seal it and pack it by hand in Warren, Michigan.
• Tracking by email the day it leaves, so you can follow it all the way to your door.
• Free, insured delivery to your door by UPS, FedEx or USPS, boxed and padded for its weight. Carriers usually deliver within 2–5 business days of pickup.

Your purchase is 100% protected

• Insured in transit, at no cost to you. If it arrives chipped, cracked or broken, send us photos within 7 days of delivery and choose a replacement or a full refund. You will never be asked to ship a broken goose back.
• Wrong piece, a casting fault or a missing part? We put it right at our cost: the correct piece sent, a replacement or refund for a genuine defect (reported within 30 days), or the missing part shipped free.
• Need to cancel? Cancel before it ships for a full refund. On hand-painted and custom work, we refund all the work we have not yet started.
• Secure checkout by Stripe. Your card details go straight to Stripe’s encrypted payment page and never touch our website.
• Rated 4.8 out of 5 by 650+ Etsy buyers. All three of our Etsy shops are Star Sellers — the badge Etsy gives for consistent 5-star reviews, on-time shipping and quick replies — with more than 2,900 sales between them.

Before you order

• No change-of-mind returns. Solid concrete is heavy and costly to ship back, so once a piece is delivered undamaged the sale is final. Damage, defects and mistakes are always covered, as above.
• Measure first. Check the size above against your spot. Not sure it will fit, or which finish to choose? Press Ask about this piece and we will help before you buy.
• Handmade means one of a kind. Each piece is cast and finished by hand, so small differences in color, texture and shape from the photos are normal — the mark of real handwork, not a fault.

The full policy is just below under Delivery, returns & exchanges, and on our Returns & Exchanges page.

Start your goose’s wardrobe today — add it to your cart.