28″ Porch Goose, Solid Concrete

Meet your forever porch goose. At 28 inches tall and about 70 pounds, this is the goose people buy after they have had a smaller one and decided it was not enough goose — a true statement piece for your front porch, garden path, patio or seasonal display.

It is solid concrete through and through, made for long-term outdoor display without the lightweight plastic feel, and carefully packed so it arrives safely.

What you’re getting

• Size: 28″ tall × 12.5″ wide × 19.5″ deep
• Weight: about 70 lb of solid concrete
• Finish: hand-painted and sealed for outdoor display
• Outfits are not included — clothing in photos is for styling only
• Made by hand in Warren, Michigan — poured, cured, hand-finished and sealed in our own workshop
• Free, insured delivery — included in the price, with nothing to add at checkout

Why buyers choose it

• Big, bold and unmissable on any porch
• Stays put — 70 lb will not move in wind or storms
• Dress it up — at 28″ it takes large-size goose outfits (standard ones will not fit)
• A gift goose collectors dream about

Choose your finish

Every piece is cast in solid concrete the same way. You choose how it is painted:

• Classic Stone — painted in an even, natural stone colour for a quiet, timeless look that sits easily in any garden. $15 less than Standard. Stone colours: Natural limestone, Weathered gray, Antique white, Sandstone, Charcoal.
• Standard — hand-painted exactly as you see it in the photos.
• Custom — painted by hand in the colours you choose. Describe them when you order and we read every request before we paint. $25 more than Standard.

Want to paint it yourself? Ask us before you order about an unpainted goose. Prefer white or another color? Choose Custom and tell us.

When will it arrive?

• Ships in 3–5 business days. We check it over, seal it and pack it by hand in Warren, Michigan.
• Tracking by email the day it leaves, so you can follow it all the way to your door.
• Free, insured delivery to your door by UPS, FedEx or USPS, boxed and padded for its weight. Carriers usually deliver within 2–5 business days of pickup.

Your purchase is 100% protected

• Insured in transit, at no cost to you. If it arrives chipped, cracked or broken, send us photos within 7 days of delivery and choose a replacement or a full refund. You will never be asked to ship a broken goose back.
• Wrong piece, a casting fault or a missing part? We put it right at our cost: the correct piece sent, a replacement or refund for a genuine defect (reported within 30 days), or the missing part shipped free.
• Need to cancel? Cancel before it ships for a full refund. On hand-painted and custom work, we refund all the work we have not yet started.
• Secure checkout by Stripe. Your card details go straight to Stripe’s encrypted payment page and never touch our website.
• Rated 4.8 out of 5 by 650+ Etsy buyers. All three of our Etsy shops are Star Sellers — the badge Etsy gives for consistent 5-star reviews, on-time shipping and quick replies — with more than 2,900 sales between them.

Before you order

• No change-of-mind returns. Solid concrete is heavy and costly to ship back, so once a piece is delivered undamaged the sale is final. Damage, defects and mistakes are always covered, as above.
• Measure first. Check the size above against your spot. Not sure it will fit, or which finish to choose? Press Ask about this piece and we will help before you buy.
• Handmade means one of a kind. Each piece is cast and finished by hand, so small differences in color, texture and shape from the photos are normal — the mark of real handwork, not a fault.

The full policy is just below under Delivery, returns & exchanges, and on our Returns & Exchanges page.

Go big on your porch — add this goose to your cart.